One in the steam room (how the HELL do you drop a log in there!?!) and one in the leisure pool, which means aquarobics was cancelled. So, I have been for two walks at high speed around the shopping centre across from work, and man my thighs are feeling the burn! Tomorrow I will be going to the gym, so will work that little bit harder for today’s upset.

Still trying to work out how a poo can roll out of your togs and into the steam room… and it was a log, not just a marble!!!